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Here's a pic of Jason during the great migration.
Jason learned the hard way that you must put sunscreen on your own belly before spending the day at the aquatic center. He also learned that if you sit by the pool with your arms crossed all day instead of swimming with your family you will get a painful yet comical 'X' burned onto your stomach, thus making you a target for ridicule. Jason also learned that diving boards have a weight limit and that if you exceed them you will make an unceremonious plunk off the end when said diving board realizes you exceed it and that it must expel you as quickly as possible into the water below.