1. Never gives up.

2. Ate lots of Nazis, cos - challenge, and, hey, demon, but still English.

3. Wore a fedora back in the day.

4. Burnt the evidence.

5. Loved feeding Mafia boys to Dru in pre-Castro Cuba, cos it was fun.

6. Still misses the taste of tobacco leaves and caramel on his Cuban victims skin.

7. Would bite Xander after the insults of last year.

8. Would still bite Willow in a heartbeat,

9. But now feels guilty about it.

10. Visits Joyce's grave,

11. despite the First Joyce's taunts every time he does,

12. Didn't kill his mum,

13. even to save her.

14. Loves his little bit,

15. even if she hates him.

16. Will get over Buffy in time.

17. Would do Faith.

18. Would do Wes.

19. Went to the same Prep School as Wes.

20. Where both learnt exactly how to be Head Boy.

21. Fell in love with Man. U. due to the doomed romance that was the Busby Babes, and then adored the poetry in motion that was George Best.

22. Is pissed off at himself for neither turning or doing George Best each time the wreck appears on telly.

23. Is pissed off that Man. U. is now the trendy team aka the Red Shite - he loved 'em before that.

24. But will never leave them for the First Evil that is Arsenal.

25. Was a Kensington and Chelsea boy.

26. The 'stable' he was killed in is now the Ferrari containing garage of a million pound mews house.

27. Had money but 'bad blood' in the family background.

28. Killed Cecily and enjoyed it.

29. Got buggered senseless by Angelus in that mine shaft in FFL.

30. Did shedloads of opium in China with Dru after Slayer No. 1.

31. Saw Dru's pixies as a result - didn't stop him doing peyote in the 60's.

32. Has done every drug and type of booze out there, and loved it,

33. but knows he needs the escape, and hates that.

34. Is in love with love,

35. and words,

36. and women that he knows don't appreciate him.

37. Would do Becks,

38. and eat Posh as a service to music.

39. Wants to be loved,

40. and knows he isn't.

41. Wants Giles to ask his opinion.

42. Would have licked him to death, if that was what it had taken.

43. Lost his virginity to a whore his tutor took him to,

44. was horrified by how sleazy it was,

45. but remained intrigued despite consciously rejecting anything so impure,

46. and cut loose with Dru, and Darla, and Angelus.

47. Got buggered for the first time by Angelus, non-consensually,

48. and learnt to enjoy it - eventually after much pain and suffering.

49. Is always up for a scrap.

50. Is surprisingly neat.

51. Stashes books where people can't see them and humiliate him.

52. Loathes being humiliated.

53. Has slaughtered to avoid it.

54. Still wants to kill,

55. but won't.

56. Hates having a soul,

57. and would give it up in a heartbeat to save those he loves and the world,

58. but otherwise will take the pain, without whinging, or developing multiple personality syndrome, because he believes he deserves it.

59. Loves music, and has a constant music track going on his head.

60. Loves life, short-term soul and Buffy hick-ups notwithstanding.

61. Knows what suits him and goes for it.

62. Knows he's a sexy bastard,

63. and loves it.

64. Had sex with lunch but that didn't count as being unfaithful to Dru - which he was.

65. Neither did family sex.

66. Makes mistakes;

67. accepts them, sorts them, and moves on

68. Never feels more alive that when he's back to the wall fists and fangs,

69. or shagging his bird senseless.

70. Still writes,

71. but he still can't,

72. so he burns the evidence.

73. Misses good beer.

74. Can't give up smoking.

75. Doesn't see why he should - he's dead.

76. Hasn't quite forgiven Buffy for destroying his record collection,

77. but would never admit it.

78. Had sisters, one of whom died young.

79. He didn't kill them.

80. Father died, but loved him.

81. Didn't kill him either - natural causes pre his own death.

82. Hasn't truly forgiven Buffy for how she treated him,

83. but hasn't forgiven himself for his own actions either, so will never admit it.

84. Loves Buffy;

85. doesn't always like her.

86. Wants friends.

87. Was cut to the bone by being cut out after she was brought back.

88. Snaps at people to avoid being rejected again first.

89. Did bad things,

90. and accepts his own responsibility for them - not a convenient alter-ego.

91. Is very bright,

92. but has HADD,

93. which screws up his execution of good plans.

94. Is English.

95. Enjoys winding up the yanks with words they don't understand.

96. Sees no problem with this.

97. Adapts to changing times,

98. but is still a Pre-Raphealite at heart.

99. Is a force of nature.