Hush

Scenes from Hush:

Scene One:

Giles apt. As Anya walks through the door.

Anya: "Well I think we should talk about it now."

Giles: "Thank you for knocking."

Xander: "If you don't know how I feel about"

Anya: "I don't. This isn't a relationship you don't need me,

all you care about is lots of orgasms."

Spike sits up to look back with a wheat-a-bit in his mouth. Giles takes off his glasses.

Xander: "Ok... remember how we talked about private conversations
and how they're less private when they're in front of my friends"

Spike: "Oh, we're not your friends. Go on."

Giles: "Please don't"

Anya: "This is important"

Giles: "But why is it here?"

Xander: "Mom said you wanted me to swing by"

Giles: "Oh, oh yes, well I meant uh after sunset" Giles stands and leans against his desk.

Giles: "Um, I need you to take Spike for a few days"

Xander: " What?"

Spike: "What?"

Anya: "What?"

Spike stands

Spike: "I'm not staying with him!"

Giles: "I have a friend who's coming to town and I'd like us to be alone."

Anya: "Oh, you mean an orgasm friend?"

Giles: "Yes that's exactly the most appalling thing you could have said"

Anya displays a ?? I just spoke the truth?? expression.

Xander: " he's not roaming around - he stays with me he's gonna get tied up again."

Anya: " What about us, our romantic evening?"

Spike: "I'm not having these two shag while I'm tied to a chair three feet away"

Giles sits and puts his hand against his head in exasperation during this.

Xander: "That's not exactly one of my fantasies either."

Anya: "So you're blowing off our evening because you..."

Spike: "Well, you better have cable, cause I'm not missing Passions."

Xander: "I don't want him to come over..."

Scene Two:

At Giles's Apartment.

Spike gets a mug of blood out of the fridge. He goes vamp face after taking a drink. He has fruit punch mouth. Spike goes into the living room, where Anya is sleeping on the couch. He sits down on the floor in front of her. Xander walks in, sees Anya's head tilted sideways and Spike in game face. Jumps across the couch and attacks Spike, he starts punching him, until Anya wakes up and starts tapping him on the shoulder. Xander jumps up and kisses her, shrugs his shoulders at Spike and kisses her again. Anya makes a little 'hole in one' motion to Xander and they leave. Spike and Giles make disgusted faces.

Violators will be forced to watch their exes have sex on a table via laptop