Xander: Board up the windows, and barricade the doors.

Giles: What's going on?

Anya: Demons. They keep coming and coming.

Xander: I think we lost them, but I couldn't see. (Sees Spike) Spike! He's all untied! (Pause) Which you probably noticed..

Buffy: Xander, calm down, okay? If you lost them, that'll give us some time to figure this out. (To Spike) Maybe the demons have something to do with Giles being blind.

Anya: Giles is blind?

(Xander walks over to Giles and starts waving his fingers in front of Giles' face)

Giles: Please stop whatever you're doing. You smell like fruit roll-ups.

Spike: This is the crack team that foils my every plan? I am deeply shamed.

Buffy: (Hanging on Spike's arm) Spike's right. We really should get organized.

(Xander and Anya are staring at Spike and Buffy)

Anya: Why are you holding hands?

(Buffy and Spike look at each other lovingly)

Spike: They have to hear it sooner or later..

Buffy: (Excitedly) Spike and I are getting married!

Xander: (Baffled) How? What? How?

Giles: Three excellent questions.

Spike: (To Buffy) What are you lookin' at?

Buffy: The man I love.

(They kiss. A lot. Anya and Xander look a bit disgusted)

Xander: Can I be blind, too?

(Anya nods in agreement)

Scene Two:

Buffy, Spike, Xander, and Anya walking down the hallways of Stevenson Hall

Xander: Why does he have to come? (Indicating Spike)

Buffy: Xander, Spike is going to be my husband. I want him included.

Spike: I agree with Xander here. Seems like a lot of work for people who hunt us.

Buffy: Spike, these are my friends. Besides, it's kinda my job.

Spike: (Pats her hand) For now.

Buffy: What? You want me to stop working?

(The open the door to Buffy and Willow's room. All enter save Spike who remains outside talking)

Spike: Let's see — do I want you to give up killing all my friends? Yeah, I've given it some thought.

(Cut inside Buffy and Willow's dorm room. There's a large circle burnt into the carpet)

Buffy: This is burned.

Anya: D'hoffryn. Bastard, he's opened a portal here.

Buffy: Who?

Spike: Oh, fluffy.

(Cut to Spike, holding up one of Buffy's skirts — an orange one with orange fuzzy stuff around the bottom)

Spike: Wear this to the rehearsal dinner and the whole thing's off.

Buffy: Shut-up, honey.

Anya: D'hoffryn. He made me a demon 1120 years ago.

Buffy: Why would he attack Willow?

Anya: I don't believe he did.

Scene Three:

Anya, Xander, Buffy, and Spike walking in the cemetery

Anya: I'd been dumped, I was miserable, doing a few vengeance spells — boils on the penis, nothing fancy.

Xander: Please skip ahead.

Anya: D'Hoffryn got wind of me, he offered to elevate me.

Buffy: Meaning?

Anya: He made me a demon.

Buffy: Oh God, Willow. But, you can summon this guy from this crypt, right? You can make him stop .. oh my God! Wouldn't this be a perfect place for pictures?

(She runs up to a crypt with ivy growing all along side it)

Spike: I'm not posing for chattel.

(A demon wanders their way. Xander sees it and points)

Xander: Hey.. demon.

(Buffy walks up to the demon)

Buffy: Okay, listen — now we're gonna do this without ruining the foliage.

(Buffy and the demon go at it. She tosses him aside just as another appears. She realizes that they're just going to keep coming)

Buffy: Let's go!

(All four of them run inside the crypt, barricading it as best they can. Anya runs to the far side, kneeling down and drawing a circle surrounding herself in the dirt. )

Anya: Blesséd be, the name of D'Hoffryn. Let this space be now a gateway to the world of Arash Ma'har, where demons are spawned.

(Cut to Buffy being choked by a demon who's reached through a window.)

Spike: Buffy!

Xander: Not doin' well here.

Anya: (Still chanting) We come in supplication. We bend as the reed.. in the flow of the, uh.. No, wait.. we-we come in the flow of the, uh.. Ugh! (Takes a deep breath) Blesséd be, the name of D'Hoffryn..

(Cut to Buffy, still being choked. She jerks away, running to Spike's side, who, with Xander, has propped a stone sepulcher against the doorway to keep the demons out.)

Spike: They're strong, and I can't fight. If they get in, I don't know if I can protect you.

Buffy: You think you have to protect me?

Spike: Oh, not with the Girl-Power bit!

(The demons finally bust their way in. Spike and Xander get their asses kicked and Buffy tries to kick ass. Anya attacks the one attacking Xander and is promptly tossed aside.  Cut to Buffy struggling with a demon as yet another bursts onto the scene. It knocks Spike on his back. Buffy gets pissed and kicks both the demon's asses and runs over to Spike.)

Buffy: Oh, Spike.. are you okay?

Spike: Slayer..

(They kiss. Anya and Xander are still beating up on that same demon. Willow suddenly appears in the crypt.)

Willow: Let the healing power begin. Let my will be safe again. As these words of peace are spoken, let this harmful spell be broken.

(Thunder crashes and lightening flashes. Suddenly, the demons disappear. Buffy and Spike pull away from each other, a look of horror and disgust passing over their faces)

Buffy: Oh, ugh..

Spike: Oh, bloody hell!

(They both jump up, each wiping their mouth and gagging and carrying on so)

Buffy: Spike lips! Lips of Spike!

(All four of them suddenly realize Willow. They all turn slowly to look at her. She smiles sheepishly and waves.)

Willow: Hi, guys.

(Cut to Giles' kitchen. Willow is making chocolate-chip cookies. She's putting them on a plate Anya's holding.)

Anya: How long are you going to keep making these?

Willow: Oh, until I don't feel so horribly guilty. I figure about a million chips from now. Also, I have to detail Giles' car.

(She takes the plate from Anya and walks over to where Xander and Giles are sitting. Xander is holding up a clock)

Xander: Time.

Giles: A-ha.. Five past two. Thursday.

Willow: (To Giles) Look, cookies. A very not-evil thing I did. Oatmeal?

(Giles removes his glasses, takes a cookie and scowls)

Giles: Yes, very funny, they're chocolate chip. I can see them. I still need my glasses, though. You could be more specific and give me 20/20.

(Willow smiles and walks over to Buffy and Spike. Spike is tied up once more)

Willow: Eat a cookie; ease my pain?

Buffy: (Takes one, taking a bite) Mm. Better?

Willow: Well, baking lifts about 30% of my guilt, but only 7% of my inner turmoil. Guess that'll just take awhile.

Buffy: It'll happen.

Spike: Don't I get a cookie?

Buffy: No.

Spike: Well, I gotta have something. I still have Buffy taste in my mouth.

Buffy: You're a pig, Spike.

Spike: Yeah.. well I'm not the one who wanted, "Wind Beneath My Wings" for the first dance.

(He says it loud enough for Giles, Anya, and Xander to hear. They all turn to stare at Buffy from the living room. She looks at all of them)

Buffy: That was the spell.