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The 12 Days of Christmas (Tania style)

On the first day of Christmas my fandom gave to me Angelus down on his knees.

On the second day of Christmas my fandom gave to me two horny vampires, and Angelus down on his knees.

On the third day of Christmas my fandom gave to me three blow jobs, two horny vampires, and Angelus down on his knees.

On the fourth day of Christmas my fandom gave to me four scented lubes, three blow jobs, two horny vampires, and Angelus down on his knees.

On the fifth day of Christmas my fandom gave to me five gold cock rings, four scented lubes, three blow jobs, two horny vampires, and Angelus down on his knees.

On the sixth day of Christmas my fandom gave to me six hours of fourplay, five gold cock rings, four scented lubes, three blow jobs, two horny vampires, and Angelus down on his knees.

On the seventh day of Christmas my fandom gave to me seven hard positions, six hours of fourplay, five gold cock rings, four scented lubes, three blow jobs, two horny vampires, and Angelus down on his knees.

On the eighth day of Christmas my fandom gave to me eight handcuffs shining, seven hard positions, six hours of fourplay, five gold cock rings, four scented lubes, three blow jobs, two horny vampires, and Angelus down on his knees.

On the ninth day of Christmas my fandom gave to me nine hours til' sun set, eight handcuffs shining, seven hard positions, six hours of fourplay, five gold cock rings, four scented lubes, three blow jobs, two horny vampires, and Angelus down on his knees.

On the tenth day of Christmas my fandom gave to me ten fingers gripping, nine hours til' sun set, eight handcuffs shining, seven hard positions, six hours of fourplay, five gold cock rings, four scented lubes, three blow jobs, two horny vampires, and Angelus down on his knees.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my fandom gave to me eleven hungry kisses, ten fingers gripping, nine hours til' sun set, eight handcuffs shining, seven hard positions, six hours of fourplay, five gold cock rings, four scented lubes, three blow jobs, two horny vampires, and Angelus down on his knees.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my fandom gave to me twelve hushed I love yous, eleven hungry kisses, ten fingers gripping, nine hours til' sun set, eight handcuffs shining, seven hard positions, six hours of fourplay, five gold cock rings, four scented lubes, three blow jobs, two horny vampires, and Angelus down on his knees.