Billy Fordham drabble
He made a mental note of all the things that he knew about vampires. They canít have sex. Their hair stays the same as when they were turned. If they drink virgin blood three times they will stay young for another year. They can put women under their thrall. It takes a few hours to turn. No two vampires die the same way. No garlic. No sun. No holy water or crosses. Wooden stakes to the heart end it all, must avoid those.
So as he crumbles to dust Ford wonders how come none of the movies ever mentioned Slayers?